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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Kommentarer 

  1. Vernita Samuel

    Vernita Samuel

    19 timer siden

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  2. Cyber_Blue

    Cyber_Blue

    Dag siden

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  3. lotte in weimar

    lotte in weimar

    Dag siden

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  4. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s Vlogs

    3 dager siden

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  5. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep

    5 dager siden

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  6. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic

    6 dager siden

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  7. mj A

    mj A

    6 dager siden

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  8. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah

    7 dager siden

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  9. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell1

    7 dager siden

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  10. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales

    9 dager siden

    i recognize that food court 😭

  11. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador

    9 dager siden

    Yes

  12. rhianna

    rhianna

    9 dager siden

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  13. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog

    9 dager siden

    take me to harry styles

  14. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo

    9 dager siden

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  15. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme

    9 dager siden

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  16. azrielic_

    azrielic_

    10 dager siden

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  17. K Lum

    K Lum

    11 dager siden

    0:15 Olaf

  18. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith

    11 dager siden

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  19. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival

    11 dager siden

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  20. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega

    11 dager siden

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  21. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey

    12 dager siden

    ey i read percy jackson too

  22. Sahara

    Sahara

    14 dager siden

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  23. coffee beans

    coffee beans

    15 dager siden

    we have added features such as: adult

  24. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie

    15 dager siden

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  25. rubz.x

    rubz.x

    15 dager siden

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  26. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi

    15 dager siden

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  27. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal

    16 dager siden

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  28. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth

    17 dager siden

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  29. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou

    17 dager siden

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  30. ACC

    ACC

    17 dager siden

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  31. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    17 dager siden

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  32. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    17 dager siden

    🌃🔪

  33. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child

    18 dager siden

    physics is useless- tbh

  34. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin

    18 dager siden

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  35. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista

    18 dager siden

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  36. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.

    18 dager siden

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  37. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii04

    19 dager siden

    It’s my birthday :(

  38. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    19 dager siden

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  39. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    19 dager siden

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  40. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies

    20 dager siden

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  41. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr

    20 dager siden

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  42. no no

    no no

    20 dager siden

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  43. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet

    21 dag siden

    👌

  44. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie

    21 dag siden

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  45. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August

    22 dager siden

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  46. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis

    23 dager siden

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  47. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman

    24 dager siden

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  48. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    25 dager siden

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  49. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly

    26 dager siden

    I love the food part!

  50. bela the human

    bela the human

    27 dager siden

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  51. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden

    27 dager siden

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  52. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •

    28 dager siden

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  53. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz

    29 dager siden

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  54. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissa

    Måned siden

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  55. Kiera

    Kiera

    Måned siden

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  56. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslam

    Måned siden

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  57. BLINKSELENATOR

    BLINKSELENATOR

    Måned siden

    No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  58. Autumn Smith

    Autumn Smith

    Måned siden

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  59. haikat jameel

    haikat jameel

    Måned siden

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  60. Yasmin I. Alamin

    Yasmin I. Alamin

    Måned siden

    That intro is everything and so relatable

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