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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
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4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Kommentarer

  1. Dominic Durant

    Dominic Durant

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    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  2. adri katzin

    adri katzin

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    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  3. Jose Carlos

    Jose Carlos

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    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  4. Falling Beauty

    Falling Beauty

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    Mom is turning into grandma

  5. Rattler

    Rattler

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    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  6. *Call Me PB please*

    *Call Me PB please*

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    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  7. Nicole G

    Nicole G

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    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  8. lazyeye x

    lazyeye x

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    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  9. Diana Cruz

    Diana Cruz

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    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  10. gillian stingley

    gillian stingley

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    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  11. Andrea Araniva

    Andrea Araniva

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    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  12. Smooth

    Smooth

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    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  13. cry bxby

    cry bxby

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    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  14. Ko_Toriii

    Ko_Toriii

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    *STAPPLES*

  15. sissyunicorn gal24

    sissyunicorn gal24

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    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me," -John Cena

  16. sudhanshu sharma

    sudhanshu sharma

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    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  17. NEOTICA

    NEOTICA

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    stunning as always

  18. Ellie Demetriou

    Ellie Demetriou

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    This is real art

  19. aras & hazel

    aras & hazel

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    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book? BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  20. pressed

    pressed

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    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-” **staring intensifies**

  21. Moogs

    Moogs

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    "Cheese!"

  22. Lily Cater

    Lily Cater

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    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  23. Jalen Brown

    Jalen Brown

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    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  24. Amy

    Amy

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    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  25. Tom Jett

    Tom Jett

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    whats the song in the beginning

  26. Acnili-chili

    Acnili-chili

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    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  27. Giglipuff Darumaka

    Giglipuff Darumaka

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    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  28. kriti G

    kriti G

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    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  29. Leslys

    Leslys

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    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus! lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  30. Sieg Nihil

    Sieg Nihil

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    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  31. *meme master87*

    *meme master87*

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    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  32. V S C O

    V S C O

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    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  33. Saraf Wasima Siddique

    Saraf Wasima Siddique

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    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  34. Bianca Marchetti

    Bianca Marchetti

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    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  35. Camron Holdcroft

    Camron Holdcroft

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    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on NOplayer so you’re just wasting your time*

  36. Timi Agiri

    Timi Agiri

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    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  37. lovesins •

    lovesins •

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    sigh, :c

  38. Elijah Johnson

    Elijah Johnson

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    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  39. Ashley

    Ashley

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    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  40. Cass LuLu

    Cass LuLu

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    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  41. I’m Peter

    I’m Peter

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    What university you go to?

  42. Kee Glanzmann

    Kee Glanzmann

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    DANCE MOMS

  43. Firelightdaisy

    Firelightdaisy

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    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  44. Martin G

    Martin G

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    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  45. Spoiled Milk

    Spoiled Milk

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    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  46. Macy Mclaren

    Macy Mclaren

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    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  47. Hiba Al-badarneh

    Hiba Al-badarneh

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    You're weird I like weird people God i really enjoy ur videos Keep going🌻

  48. CatsAreCool

    CatsAreCool

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    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  49. Toga Himiko

    Toga Himiko

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    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  50. Erin Rae

    Erin Rae

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    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  51. Karleigh V

    Karleigh V

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    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  52. Haylee Moore

    Haylee Moore

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    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  53. Ruth Uday

    Ruth Uday

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    she needs a talk show.

  54. Myken Hassler

    Myken Hassler

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    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  55. Roy K

    Roy K

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    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss Dementia: am I joke to you?

  56. Hannah C.

    Hannah C.

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    She lookin snazzy

  57. Zoincer_ Oo

    Zoincer_ Oo

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    Are you planning on doing NOplayer full time as a job

  58. cj

    cj

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    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  59. Jessi Callahan

    Jessi Callahan

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    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  60. mrbxrns

    mrbxrns

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    *SAMANTHA*

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